Megan Fox Fired from TRANSFORMERS 3!

Those thinking this is the deathknell to Megan Fox's career need to think again. Hollywood can always use more non-acting, strangely colored, fat-lipped starlets to appear in bad movies. Deadline.com is reporting that Megan Fox, that creamy center in the dreams of many a fanboy, will not be brought back to star in Transformers 3. Fox decided not to pick up the option on her contract, mostly due to the influence of Michael Bay, who has been at odds with the actress for quite some time. She called him Hitler, for pete's sake. Who is she, Glenn Beck?

Shia LaBeouf's character will be given a new love interest in the next film. No truth to the rumors that it'll be Arcee, the female autobot, although that would be kinda nifty.