Sure Shots: Red Dawn; Harold and Kumar 3; Revenge of the Jocks

* Remember Red Dawn? The remake that is, not the awesome jingoistic 1984 film. It was shelved last year due to MGM being broke as a joke, but now that's all over with so the film is set to release some time this year. Back in the 1980s it made sense for the invaders of our country to be Russian, but for the remake the decision was made to make them Chinese. Well somebody at MGM must've figured out that China already pretty much owns the United States, so making them our enemies might be counter productive. So what to do about it? MGM is right now digitally altering the Chinese flags in the film so that they look North Korean. Crazy.

* A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas, the third film in the crazy funny stoner comedy, finally has a release date. November 4th 2011 is the date, so mark your calandars. Have they ever had one of these come out on 4/20?

* Did you know those Jackass movies had a director? Yeah, me neither. It's Jeff Tremaine, and he's set to make his feature film directorial debut with Revenge of the Jocks. Remember Revenge of the Nerds? Well, imagine that the Alpha Betas decided to get even years later.