Ok...I know what you're gonna say, this is 'The Pacifier' with Jackie Chan. You're right it is! That's a bad thing right? Probably, but I love Jackie Chan so I can't say that it will be all bad at the very least we'll get some really sweet action scenes and this will probably be a movie that familys can enjoy together unlike most action flicks so I'll give it that as well. My problem begins with Billy Ray Cyrus...why does he always wear the same shirt first of all, secondly does this mean that the dude is gonna be playing second fiddle in movies now? What's wrong with Tom Arnold?!?!? Bring back Tom, he can play that role with his eyes closed and actually make the lines funny! Honestly check out this trailer for 'The Spy Next Door' and make your own conclusions, but I can't lie to you and say that I won't enjoy this movie...at least a little bit. Chan is hilarious, damn the detractors, and his action sets are second to none....bear in mind the dude is like 65 years old!
Oi, Jackie Chan isn't in his 60's yet! dammit, I get a bit more afraid for the world of martial arts films with every year older he gets. I think Kurt Russell would have made a go0d baddie for this.. except then they'd have had to forfeit the cgi fire in the film to afford him :D
Whoops...you're right but still 55 is up there to be doing what he does! That's what I get for not hitting up imdb before posting haha. Remember you can NEVER omit CGI FIRE!! NEVER!!!!!! hahaha
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Oi, Jackie Chan isn't in his 60's yet! dammit, I get a bit more afraid for the world of martial arts films with every year older he gets.
ReplyDeleteI think Kurt Russell would have made a go0d baddie for this.. except then they'd have had to forfeit the cgi fire in the film to afford him :D
Whoops...you're right but still 55 is up there to be doing what he does! That's what I get for not hitting up imdb before posting haha. Remember you can NEVER omit CGI FIRE!! NEVER!!!!!! hahaha
ReplyDeleteThis looks pretty brutal. I'm half expecting Hulk Hogan to show up somewhere in this thing.
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