Trailer Time: Knucklehead, starring WWE superstar The Big Show

Fresh off the "success" of John Cena's Legendary($200,000 total box office), WWE Studios is back with yet another flick starring one of their superstars. This time The Big Show(aka Paul Wight) is starring in Knucklehead, about a naive, orphaned giant turned fighter on his way to a professional pie eating contest. You read that right.  He's joined on his trek by a former MMA star turned manager(Mark Feurstein) and a sexy church-aide(Melora Hardin).

Sounds like Kingpin. Only less funny.  Dennis Farina, Wendy Malick, Bobb'e J. Thompson(Role Models), and Will Patton co-star in the comedy, due out in theaters tomorrow.

Want to know how many theaters will be showing Knucklehead tomorrow? Six.  That's right. Six.  There's a pretty damn good chance not one single person will see this movie. In fact, I'll go out on a limb and say that more people have seen footage of my acting debut in Franconia Elementary School's performance of 'Going West' than will see Knucklehead tomorrow.  The trailer speaks for itself.