International Trailer for Woody Allen's You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger

Why couldn't this just be called "Tall Dark Stranger"?  Or does that sound too ominous? Even if it did, the trailer alone would clue people in to the fact that it clearly isn't. You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger is the latest film from Woody Allen, and as usual he's got an impressive list of hotties in it. Thankfully none of them are making out with him. He seems to have gotten over that stage of his career finally.

The romantic comedy stars Naomi Watts, Josh Brolin, Frieda Pinto, Anthony Hopkins, and Gemma Arterton. The story revolves around a pair of married couple who find themselves caught in a number of different relationship entanglements. Basically it's the same darn movie Woody Allen's been making for years.

Ugh. This looks and sounds like Allen at his worst. I'll pretty much pay to watch Naomi Watts read out of the phonebook, but I can't stand how generic this looks. And I hope that terrible narration isn't going to be in the movie itself. It almost ruined Vicky Christina Barcelona for me. 

You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger is due to hit US shores on September 23rd, 2010. Check out the trailer and judge for yourself!