Trailer Time: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, starring Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson

I can't be bothered to watch the MTV Movie Awards. Call me a snob, but the only thing these people should be voting on is what brand of acne medication has the least medicine smell.  Not even the promise of debuting the trailer for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn part 1 could change my mind. Fortunately it's here anyway, and it looks like two more hours of really weird looking people staring at eachother intently, mixed with the occasional scene of Taylor Lautner running somewhere shirts aren't allowed.

Actually I'm being too hard on it. It looks like stuff happens for once. This one deals with the impending marriage between pale face Bella(Kristen Stewart) and her vampire lover, Edward(Robert Pattinson). As if that wasn't enough to have legions of teenies moistening up their knickers, Edward's years long case of blue balls finally gets dealt with on their honeymoon. This leads to her pregnancy with what I'm hoping will a deformed vampire/human freak(what if she gave birth to Blade!!? That'd be awesome!!). What is clear is that something is wrong and it's got nothing to do with morning sickness.

Check out the trailer below, and if you haven't done so already, set your calendars for November 18th! Part II hits theaters a year later on November 16th.