You can't really blame Brooke Hogan for making her feature film debut in a crappy Asylum flick called 2 Headed Shark Attack. She grew up the daughter of Hulk Hogan, the most overrated yet egotistical wrestler of all-time. The guy fancied himself some sort of acting superstar as well, and for awhile maybe he had a case to make with Rocky 3
. But poor Brooke hit her formative years while the Hulkster was starring in junk like Santa with Muscles
, and his atrocious TV series Thunder in Paradise
. So I'm guessing she has a warped sense of what a good project actually is. Not that I care. Nor will I ever see 2 Headed Shark Attack when it hits DVD and ultimately the SyFy Channel. All I care about is how she stacks up(pun intended) opposite her co-star, Carmen Electra, on the set of the film. Not only does Brooke look better than she ever has, which to be honest isn't saying much, but she looks like she's bulking up, and not just in her frontcourt. Could she be planning a run at the pro wrestling circuit? I'd venture to say she holds up pretty well against the Pussycat Doll. Carmen is still a Pussycat Doll, right? They're still around, aren't they?
As for the movie? What do you think it's about? A ship carrying a bunch of college co-eds gets sunk by a double headed shark thing. Escaping to a deserted island, they find themselves victim to the creature's ferocious assault.
Admittedly this post was all cheesecake, but I'm entitled every now and then. [TheDailyMail]
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