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Friday, August 22, 2014

Review: 'When The Game Stands Tall' starring Jim Caviezel, Michael Chiklis, and Laura Dern


When the Game Stands Tall stars Jim Caviezel as Coach Bob Ladouceur who led the De La Salle High School varsity Football team to a 151 record-setting winning streak and what happens as the streak effects his life and those of his family and players. See here’s the thing; most people, me included, are pretty easy to please with a sports movie. Especially a HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL MOVIE! This is America and we love football. Here we have a movie with Caviezel portraying this almost perfect coach in terms of his moral standing and reasoning for coaching these kids. These kids are perfect at least the ones in the beginning of the movie. The seniors that are leaving are great, demigod-like athletes with wholesome attitudes like they all came from Smallville, Kansas. After the first 15 minutes or so just about every bad thing that can happen to the team happens, just as they are beginning to be led by a new group of flawed senior athletes. It’s all serious; old players die, some players lose all their family, and some experience major incapacitating injuries.

It begins to feel like a little too much as major sad events are piled on and a Christian-themed message is forced into the story. They all feel out of place and like the movie doesn’t know what it wants to be. Does it want to be a sports movie or a spiritually uplifting movie? I don’t know if the film makers know themselves. The movie is also totally too long and poorly paced throughout. The movie would’ve been a lot better if they would’ve just focused on the team’s fall from grace and the need for the team to rally together in time for a major game against the country’s best team. What happens is that the story’s true climax happens in the middle of the film.

There are a lot of well-filmed football scenes throughout the movie along with some decent performances. What they are performing doesn’t always make a lot of sense, but what is worse is the team’s triumph doesn’t feel earned at all. It’s a movie where you watch a great high school football program that won 151 times lose a game and then goes right back to winning.  It’s not like watching the underdogs come up and reach the championship or something like We Are Marshall where something completely terrible happens and the whole community comes together to support the players on the field. It’s just like watching Johnny Manziel not get picked first in the draft. Like am I supposed to feel sad? Really?

In the end I’m just surprised that a sports movie could be this lackluster in every way imaginable. Somewhere it’s like a whole lot of people really liked this true story and tried really hard to make a movie out of it. The saddest part is that to me they totally failed at doing it and I think the real people in this story deserve way better.

 Rating: 1.5 out of 5

Monday, December 7, 2009

Tops at the Box Office!


1. The Blind Side- $20.4M/$129M

Sandra Bullock's football drama sacked those pesky vampires this week after basically keeping pace with them last time around. While movies of this type have always been successful, The Blind Side is setting new standards, as it's now the highest grossing sports drama of all-time and the highest grossing football film period. Sorry, Necessary Roughness fans.

2. The Twilight Saga: New Moon- $15.7M/$256M

At this point, New Moon has far and away exceeded it's predecessor, even though it continues to decline at a rapid rate, dropping 63% from last week. On a side note: There are already posters up for next June's The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, which indicates to me that we aren't going to get even a moment's rest from this whole Twilight nonsense.

3. Brothers- $9.7M

Jim Sheridan's sibling rivalry drama packed a ton of star power and an intriguing premise, but failed to really connect with audiences. Then again, the post-Thanksgiving weekend is usually slow so perhaps it will maintain a strong hold over time.

4. A Christmas Carol- $7.52M/$115M

Disney's computer animated tale dropped only 52% on it's way to doing exactly as expected, strengthening it's hold from week to week leading into the Christmas holiday. Expect similar numbers next week.

5. Old Dogs- $6.9M/$33.9M

That's still too much.

6. Armored- $6.6M

I'm sure expectations were fairly low for this Columbus Short starring actioner, but I thought it would atleast beat out returning dreck like Old Dogs. This has to be consiered a disappointment on some level, not the least of which is the studio(Screen Gems) which has a multi-picture deal with the actor now. No longer is he gonna be able to tag along as the sidekick in top grossing films, he's got to actually carry them. Not a good start.

7. 2012- $6.6M/$149M

If there's gonna be a 2012 spinoff TV show, I'll only watch it if it involves Woody Harrelson's conspiracy theorist character. Everybody else can take a long walk off a short Ark as far as I'm concerned.

8. Ninja Assassin- $5.03M/$29.8M

All sizzle, no steak.

9. Planet 51- $4.3M/$34M

10. Everybody's Fine- $4.03M

Further illustrating my point that the days of the big movie star are over, the star laden Everybody's Fine couldn't even beat out month's old animated junk like Planet 51, and barely made the Top 10 at all. In it's defense, it only was at roughly 2100 sites, but even that shows the lack of faith the studio had in the material otherwise distribution would've been greater.

Also...

Jason Reitman's Juno follow-up, Up in the Air, flew circles around everybody with a whopping $1.2M at 15 sites! Expansion to follow.

Dorm Daze 3...urrrr, Transylmania set the record for the lowest opening weekend ever for a film opening at over 1,000 sites grossing only $274,000! Back to the DVD bin and late night Skinemax with you!