The Year That Was: 2014 in Film

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Review: Ava DuVernay's 'Selma'

Starring David Oyelowo

Review: Rob Marshall's 'Into The Woods'

Starring Meryl Streep, Emily Blunt, and Anna Kendrick

Tim Burton's 'Big Eyes'

Starring Christoph Waltz and Amy Adams

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Friday, May 9, 2014

Review: 'Legends of Oz: Dorothy’s Return' Starring Lea Michele, Patrick Stewart, and Martin Short


Oh the Wizard of Oz. That first story about the little Kansas girl and her dog being swept away to a magical land has surely lasted the test of time. A completely American fairy tale it’s been able to spawn so many books and adaptations. Last year we got the live action prequel Oz the Great and Powerful and this past season on TV with Once Upon A Time added the Wicked Witch of the West (don’t ask me how that works with the Disney princess stuff). I guess with this whole resurgence of interest in Oz someone decided they needed to also combine with another trend of 3D CG animated family movies and that’s how we got Legends of Oz: Dorothy’s Return.

Now here’s the thing; this isn’t based on any of L. Frank Baum’s many books that happen after The Wizard of Oz, it instead uses some out of canon story by his great Grandson Roger Stanton Baum. Now I can’t say if that book is good but I do notice that no one talks about many of the sequels that aren’t considered canon and I don’t think many people will be talking about the movie either. This movie is a mess and to be honest a lot of CG films this year just haven’t been that good but this might be the worst one I’ve seen all year. This film is completely forgettable and really uninteresting to look at with some of the flattest 3D to be done in the cinema all year.

The story of the film is that in Oz time a few years have passed and Oz has fallen prey to a new threat called the Jester, who is using the Wicked Witch of the West's broomstick and a magical Orb to terrorize all of Oz.  The Jester also captures all the leaders of Oz and turned them in marionettes. The Scarecrow, along with his friends the Tin Man and the Courageous Lion, find a way to contact and bring Dorothy back to Oz. For Dorothy the entire original adventure in Oz just happened a day a go but once she returns to Oz she has to complete another journey and make a new trio of friends to defeat this new magical bad guy.

Basically this whole story retreads the same type of journey seen in the classic 'Oz'. This time she meets a big, really brainy Owl named Wiser who really has no confidence. Then a solider of Candy County called Marshal Mallow who doesn’t know how to think for himself, and she meets the China Doll Princess, who must learn to not be so demanding and mean, a tired old princess trope seen many times before. Then the last person they encounter is an old talking tree who they turn into a boat called Tugg. The whole movie is 88 minutes of what feels like either a direct to DVD release bumped up to prime-time or three half an hour cartoons poorly tied together. Half the movie is singing with songs that really don’t help or move the plot along at all. There are points where you start to get into the story just a little bit before some annoying song starts blaring out of the speakers leaving you asking why and what’s happening. The vocal performances are decent with the singing all done very well since it’s by Broadway performers and people from Glee and Smash.

To what I said earlier the design of the movie is completely uninteresting. Most of the character designs are pretty generic or coming from old CG movies. Most of the lighting is very flat and the texture at time really didn’t bring any depth or sense of believability to the world or characters. It felt like watching in game cut scenes from launch era GameCube games. There was one short scene that the crew did a fantastic job and it’s where Marshal Mallow gets tricked into asking the China Doll Princess to marry him and even though it’s short it’s the only time I sat there and was like wow these folks did a bang up job making this. The 3D is also a waste if makes a lot of the film very blurry and darker than normal for 3D movies and again nothing really pops out. I took off my glasses a bunch of times while watching and it and I lost nothing. The 3D actually makes Wiser look the worst since his edges of his feathered body is always blurry.

So as you can see I’m not too fond of this movie at all. I don’t think you should waste your time with this unless you have a kid so into the Wizard of Oz that they will annoy you until you past out. This is something to me that so bad you shouldn’t even waste a red box on. With all the options out there just go watch the old movie or read them the book or even the comic adaptations. In the end when I walked out I felt like I just watched a failed Broadway musical that got turned into a failed animated movie that no one else should have to suffer through. 


Saturday, April 14, 2012

Trailer Time: 'Hysteria, starring Maggie Gyllenhaal and Hugh Dancy


Y'know, there's always room for a new historical comedy to fill up the holes in the sub-genre. Hysteria, a new period piece from Tanya Wexler, has created a certain electricity over the last year that has had people buzzing with anticipation, and may surprise some if it gets right up in there near the top of the box office charts.  Hysteria is the film that has been affectionately referred to as the "vibrator comedy", as it stars Hugh Dancy as a 19th century doctor who invents the vibrator, and begins using it to cure all sorts of ills, in particular "female hysteria". Orgasm therapy? Sign me up, please.

Maggie Gyllenhaal, Felicity Jones, Rupert Everett, and Jonathan Pryce co-star. Check out the latest trailer from the film, which is set to hit theaters on May 18th....

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Trailer Time: Hysteria, starring Maggie Gyllenhaal and Hugh Dancy


Plugging up one of the holes at TIFF next month will be Hysteria, a period piece comedy about the invention of the vibrator. I'm serious. Sounds silly, I know, but maybe the cast will get you excited for it? Maggie Gyllenhaal, Hugh Dancy, Felicity Jones, Jonathan Pryce, and Rupert Everett star in the electric story of two doctors who use what now know to be masturbation as a cure for pretty much anything women may suffer from. Back in the 19th century, the technique of pelvic massage was used to cure "hysteria"(which meant anything from irritability to insomnia), with orgasm being the ultimate goal. Again, I'm serious. Doesn't sound like the setup for a very funny movie, does it? Pryce and Dancy play the two inventors, with Gyllenhaal as Pryce's daughter.  Tanya Wexler(Finding North) is directing. 

A new trailer has been released, which you can check out below.[ThePlaylist]