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Showing posts with label Valentine's Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Valentine's Day. Show all posts

Friday, February 14, 2014

Celebrate Valentine's Day with New Image from 'Fifty Shades of Grey'


In case you forgot or have blocked it out of mind, today is Valentine's Day. And while we have a pretty good short list of weird movies to check out this lovers' holiday, in exactly one year from today women will be tying up their significant others and dragging them to see Fifty Shades of Grey. Emphasis on "tying up".

To celebrate, Focus Features has unveiled a brand new image from the film, and it appears to be of Dakota Johnson as Anastasia Steele when she first encounters Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan), her future partner in bondage.

Directed by Sam Taylor-Johnson, Fifty Shades of Grey co-stars Jennifer Ehle, Victor Rasuk, Luke Grimes, Eloise Mumford, Max Martini, Rita Ora, Marcia Gay Harden and Callum Keith Rennie.

5 Wonderfully Weird Valentine's Day Movies for Couples


by guest writer Elizabeth Eckhart

Candy hearts, crooning records, and the standard, innocuous Hugh Grant faire might be the stuff of Valentine’s Day for many. But for some people, whether they’re single or just in relationships with fellow weirdos, Frank Sinatra and Two Weeks Notice just aren’t going to cut it. We need something with substance, and if not substance, then at least zombies and explosions.

Here is the Valentine’s Day viewing list for those whose tastes skew a little differently. Proceed with caution...


A criminally underrated morbid comedy which brilliantly showcases Michael Myers’ range. The film features Myers as Charlie, a Jack Kerouac style beat poet in San Francisco, who falls in love with a bartender named Harriet (played by Nancy Travis). The two become smitten, and ultimately decide to get married. Everything is fine, until Charlie begins to uncover Harriet’s strange history, mainly the long line of ex’s who were hacked to death (although there was never substantial evidence to indict Harriet). Is Charlie’s beau a crazed serial killer, or is there perhaps more to the story? Excellent writing, and stellar performances from Meyers as both Charlie and Charlie’s bombastic Scottish father make this a real comedic gem. There is even a specialedition DVD which was just recently released.


Zom-comsare definitely in vogue now, and Warm Bodies is one of the best that’s been made yet, due to its richly developed characters and spot-on comic timing. The story takes place in a world still reeling with the aftermath of a zompocalypse. A zombie named R (Nicholas Hoult) who falls in love with a girl name Julie (Teresa Palmer), and forms an even stronger attachment to her after he eats her boyfriend’s brains and absorbs his memories of her. In R’s defense, the boyfriend was trying to kill him. It’s a bizarre and touching comedy which manages to tickle the gag reflex (it does get pretty gruesome) and tug on the heart strings. You can stream it in it’s entirety through the DirecTV website.


The couple that slays together stays together. Or at least this cult film from the late sixties would lead you to believe. The film tells the real life story of the “Lonely Hearts Killers”, Raymond Fernandez and Martha Beck, a pair of deranged lovebirds who swept across the United States in the forties, and killed as many as 20 women. The film has all the charm of a Russ Meyer film, plus a morbid, and deeply confusing, love-story. Ray affirms his love for Martha before they are both executed on the same day. Hand me a tissue...The DVD can be tricky to find, but you can stream the film through sites like Hulu.

Have you ever considered a romantic romp with someone old enough to be your grandparent? I mean, without the promise of a major inheritance. In this film, young Harold (Bud Cort) is forever changed after he meets a spritely 79-year-old name Maude (Ruth Gordon) at a complete stranger’s funeral. The two of them build a relationship consisting of hanging out in graveyards, stealing cars, and going to carnivals. Along the way, we learn about Maude’s dark past in Austria during the reign of the Third Reich, and we come to learn that her exuberance and free-spirited nature owes much to the hardship she endured in her youth. Does it have a particularly uplifting ending? No. But what it does have is ample laughs, and a wonderful soundtrack performed by Cat Stevens. Beyond laughs and Cat Stevens, it also raises some pretty provocative questions about coupling and love. What does it mean to love someone? Is too much emphasis placed on social status, age, external beauty? You get the idea. Best part: it’s available for instant play on Netflix!

The film tells the story of Kung-Fu movie obsessed Clarence (Christian Slater) who meets and falls in love with Alabama (Patricia Arquette). When Clarence learns that Alabama is a call girl, he has a vision of Elvis (played by Val Kilmer) who instructs Clarence to defend Alabama’s honor by murdering her pimp. The two get themselves in over their heads, and afterwards their path is one paved with the stuff of classic action films. It features all of the things you’d expect from a script penned by Quentin Tarantino (the obscure pop culture references, the blatant nods to classic genre films, hyper stylized violence, etc.), plus, cameos from virtually every celebrity under the sun. You can watch the newBlu-Ray.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Punch Drunk DVDs of the Week


Invictus
Wrapping a biopic about South African leader and civil rights icon Nelson Mandela around the sport of rugby was a unique approach, one that had it's strengths and weaknesses. Morgan Freeman plays the passionate leader with restraint, perhaps too much. Matt Damon shines as the captain of the Springbok, the South African rugby team that Mandela hoists the hopes and dreams of his entire country onto their backs.









Valentine's Day
Well, it's got a lot of stars in it. Pretty much everybody who's ever been in a romantic comedy over the last twenty years shows their face here in this formulaic mess. Think of every single rom-com trope you've ever seen and it's represented here: the flower shop owner who's in love with being in love; the constantly passed over best friend; the chick in love with a married guy who'll never leave his wife; the jaded person who hates Valentine's Day. It's a wreck, but a cutesy one.







Extraordinary Measures
An inspiring, exciting true story is rendered dull and lifeless thanks to a script that focuses way too much time on the pharmaceutical process and not enough on the people they're actually trying to save. Harrison Ford proves he's still got some life in them old bones as a rogue scientist seeking a cure to the rare disease that is killing the children of John Crowley(Brendan Fraser, more vanilla than usual). If it looks like a TV movie of the week it might be because it was made by CBS films.







The Messenger
There's just one major rule to being a Casualty Notification Officer: Don't get involved with the next of kin.  Unfortunately it's a rule that SS Will Montgomery(Ben Foster) can't follow, as he enters into a reluctant relationship with Olivia(the gorgeous Samantha Morton), who's husband just died in Iraq. I doubt there are any really good jobs in the military, but being a CNO has to be the worst, it's toll clearly taken on alcoholic veteran Capt. Tony Stone(Woody Harrelson, capping an amazing 2009) who struggles with loneliness and despair. A great film and a must buy.






The Spy Next Door
I guess it's a little bit The Pacifier mixed with Mr. and Mrs. Smith, as Jackie Chan plays a CIA spy who agrees to babysit his girlfriend's kids. Hilarity ensues, no doubt. The only thing I remember about it is my reluctance to attend a free showing of it, choosing instead to do absolutely nothing. Solid choice.










Defiance & Enemy at the Gates(Blu-Ray)
That's a combo package too good to pass. Daniel Craig's intense WWII film about a group of brothers forced to protect an entire village from Nazi invasion. And one of my favorite sniper movies ever, all rolled into one for only $21? Yes please.










Jeremiah
I'm only putting this here because of how flat out silly Patrick Dempsey looks as the Hebrew prophet on the DVD cover. I can only imagine he looks ten times sillier in action, especially when he's getting all philosophical and sh*t.  That's what prophets do, right?









The Girl on the Train
This was just on The New Wave like two weeks ago, so you bet I pushed it to the top of my Netflix queue(apologies to The Marine 2). A French drama about a girl who tells a whopper of a lie that she has been the victim of a vicious hate crime.