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Tuesday, December 31, 2013

PDC Staff Picks: The Top 5 Movies of 2013


In the immortal words of Porky the Pig, ble, ble, ble, that's all folks! It is the final day of 2013, a year that brought us all of the fun that a year with a Syrian civil war, a bombing at a beloved Boston tradition, and a government shutdown can bring. Years like this are the reason that cinema's ability to provide an escape will never die. So we now happily bring you the climactic ending to all of our "End of 2013" lists, the PDC staff picks for the top 5 movies of 2013!

Mae, Rocky, Julian and John (Travis previously published his picks for the top 15 movies of 2013, which you can find here) each went back and painstakingly narrowed down their picks to the 5 movies from 2013 that were their overall favorites.

So without further adieu, here's Mae to start us off!

Mae's Picks

5. THE HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE
I wasn't a big fan of the first film, though I'm a huge fan of the books. So when Gary Ross bowed out as director, I didn't shed a tear and was more than excited when director Francis Lawrence jumped on-board. And when the film was finally released, there was really no doubt that Lawrence had just delivered a great movie that exceeded all expectations. Jennifer Lawrence and everyone else involved are at the top of their game. The film is intense, action-packed, and makes right everything that was wrong with the first film. What's not to love about that?

4. PRISONERS
What makes Prisoners such an outstanding film is its ability to portray great drama all while exploring the gray area of a person's morals when pushed to the brink. Hugh Jackman, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Paul Dano are exceptional in their roles. It's not a film you can watch more than once, because it's so emotionally exhausting, but it's intense and gripping and the end might piss you off just a little just because it ends on a cliff-hanger.

3. THE BROKEN CIRCLE BREAKDOWN 
There hasn't been a film in recent memory that encompasses the trials of love and the pain of loss the way this film does. It uses bluegrass music as a backdrop for its story and isn't told in the traditional chronological way, which is part of what makes it unique. It captures a love story and then sends that love story through the wringer and asks the characters (and us) to survive it. The way the movie is told is mesmerizing, the music moving, and the performances so strong that you might need a tissue or two... or three by the end of the film.    

2. 12 YEARS A SLAVE
You've probably heard me praise this film on the PDC podcast over and over, and even after watching the movie a second time, it's still deserving of praise. Steve McQueen gives a straightforward film that's full of powerful and oftentimes hard-to-watch moments of intensity. McQueen doesn't sugarcoat anything, bringing us the realities of slavery in a no- nonsense manner, and isn't scared to do so. The long takes, the emotion, and the realistic nature of the whole film leaves a huge impact and asks us to revisit one of the darkest parts of America's history with our eyes wide open.

1. SHORT TERM 12
If this film doesn't make it to the Oscar ballot, it would truly be a damn shame. Like my #2 pick, Short Term 12 deals with pretty serious topics and does it with absolute grace and dignity. The film explores the emotional impact foster care and abusive families can have on kids and teenagers. There are issues of trust, rape, neglect, physical and verbal abuse, and skeletons in the closet that the cast deal with. Brie Larson's performance is one layered with maturity and John Gallagher, Jr. is an outstanding pillar of support. The entire cast clicks so well together and bring warmth to an otherwise dramatic and emotionally-heavy film. Intense and strong story-telling at its best.

Rocky's Picks

5. PACIFIC RIM
I’ve loved Guillermo del Toro for a long time, but my affection practically doubled with Pacific Rim, his big-budget would-be blockbuster this summer. As I’ve already griped in my Best/Worst Trailers of 2013 list, too few of my American countrymen saw this movie, and I still can’t figure out why. You guys realize this wasn’t Transformers, right? And yet chances are when the next Michael Bay dreckfest hits theaters, you’ll be lining up to see that. Sigh. But I loved everything del Toro brought to Pacific Rim: his eye for detail in the design of the kaiju; an international mentality and cast; strong female and minority characters in Mako Mori (Ranko Kikuchi) and Stacker Pentecost (Idris Elba); and, finally, a story that didn’t rely on egregious violence or the objectification of women to get its point across. Thanks for that, Guillermo.

4. THE PLACE BEYOND THE PINES
“I’m still his father; I can give him stuff.” Possibly the most underrated movie of the year was Derek Cianfrance’s The Place Beyond the Pines, which had a fantastic ensemble in Ryan Gosling, Bradley Cooper, Eva Mendes, Rose Byrne, and Dane DeHaan but got almost zero attention when it was released this past spring. Ugh, but it was such an affecting, powerful movie, with a story spanning generations and hitting on various issues about patriarchy, masculinity, and family. Don’t forget that Cianfrance did the same thing with his previous movie starring Ryan Gosling, Blue Valentine, but I think The Place Beyond the Pines is the better film. That final scene with DeHaan? I’m getting teary just thinking about it.

3. SPRING BREAKERS
“This is the fucking American Dream. This is my fucking dream, y’all!” Oh, James Franco! He was a revelation in Harmony Korine’s Spring Breakers, but so was the film’s main foursome: Korine’s wife, Rachel; ABC Family star Ashley Benson; and former Disney princesses Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens. Together, they presented a range of teenage girl debauchery, from the naïve, idealistic one (Gomez as Faith) to the lascivious, bored one (Hudgens as Candy), and the film revolved around their simultaneously competitive-yet-loyal friendship. Bound to be a cult classic, Spring Breakers holds up to repeat viewings like few other films this year—and who could ever tire of Franco’s faux-gangster drawl? Certainly not me.

2. THE PAST/THE GREAT GATSBY
Is having a tie cheating? Because if so, I’m cheating. But oof, both of these movies hit me hard this year, in ways that I can’t imagine myself forgetting. The Past, the latest film from Iranian director Asghar Farhadi—who won the Best Foreign-Language Film Oscar last year for the very deserving A Separation—is a slowly unfurling, character-driven drama, the kind of movie that parcels out information methodically and entrancingly. Much like A Separation, this isn’t a movie with good guys or bad guys—just people struggling to make a life for themselves, to protect their families, to find some semblance of happiness. Bérénice Bejo and Ali Mosaffa are unforgettable; the final scene with Tahar Rahim will break your heart. The Past will haunt you.

And The Great Gatsby will, too, even though it’s so opulent, so bombastic, so soaked in glitter and booze and couture. As I noted in my piece about the Best and Worst Onscreen Kisses of 2012, there’s something “rotten and lustful and idealistic” in F. Scott Fitzgerald’s original novel, and director Baz Luhrmann gets that right. He keeps a shocking amount of Fitzgerald’s original dialogue and text; presents Gatsby (a fantastic Leonardo DiCaprio) as the right kind of half-dangerous, half-pathetic bastard who can’t let the past go; and although his framing device of Nick Carraway (Tobey Maguire) telling the story to a psychiatrist isn’t the best, it’s ambitious. The Great Gatsby might have been one of the most unabashed films of the year, wearing all of its emotions on its sleeve. I respected it so much for that.

1. 12 YEARS A SLAVE
But I didn’t respect anything this year as much as 12 Years a Slave, the Steve McQueen-directed film that swept our Washington DC Area Film Critics Association awards this year. No, it’s not an easy film to watch. But it shouldn’t be, should it? You should watch it for the overwhelmingly great performances from Chiwetel Ejiofor, Lupita Nyong’o, Michael Fassbender, Paul Dano, Sarah Paulson, and even Brad Pitt, in his limited screentime; you should watch it for McQueen’s exceptionally long takes, how he lets his actors display their resolve and pain and determination on their faces; you should watch it for the sense that film can stand for something and mean something and do something. If 12 Years a Slave doesn’t make a strong showing at the Oscars this year, we riot. Or at least I do.

John's Picks

5. GI JOE: RETALIATION
Now hold on before you start throwing rotten fruit. First of all this isn’t medieval Europe so you need to update your methods of taunting. Secondly, when I say top 5 it doesn't mean best 5 it means the 5 I enjoyed the most so, no, I’m not saying Snake Eyes should be up for a best actor Oscar (what a wonderful world that would be)

GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra was a pleasant surprise, there’s no doubt there, but it definitely left Joe fans wondering why there was no visual acuity with the cartoon…I mean, that was one of the coolest things about the cartoon, the way everything looked. Jon Chu said he was one of those fans and he certainly proved it with GI Joe: Retaliation. It certainly had some problems, like killing off the entire original cast except for Snake Eyes (Snake Eyes is to GI Joe what Daryl Dixon is to The Walking Dead) but this misstep was more than made up for. Bringing Dwayne Johnson on board as Roadblock and filing out the other two main spots with fan favorites Lady Jaye (Adrienne Palicki) and Flint (D.J. Cotrona) was the first show of good faith, but the reason it’s on my list can be narrowed down to two things, design and ninjas. Cobra Commander is back to the silver faced mastermind we know and love, the vehicles and weapons are completely outrageous and awesome, and best of all Cobra Commander’s evil plan is actually quite genius. I’m not going to try and explain the ninja aspect since there’s no way I’ll do it justice but if you watched any of the trailers you know that this all boils down to half of the movie being about Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow complete with some more history and possibly the most epic mountaintop ninja fight ever filmed.

4. EVIL DEAD
If history has shown us anything it’s that remaking a beloved 80’s horror property does not end well. Needless to say remaking Sam Rami’s ultra low budget horror classic, possibly the most beloved cult horror film of the time, had to be a bad idea. What we get is a movie that (aside from the lack of Bruce Campbell) completely honors and improves on the original. Though most will give The Conjuring top honors for scariest movie of the year I have to go with Evil Dead, it’s terrifying, satisfying, and most importantly a hell of a lot of fun.

3. FAST & FURIOUS 6
This really seems alien to me, I mean is there any other franchise that started getting better after it’s fourth installment? Finally someone in Hollywood figured out how to take what made something popular and adapt it properly to grow the story in a believable way. Now, of course I don’t mean that the events in the movie are believable, just that outlaw street racers would, conceivably, use their skills for bigger and better scores. Part 6, another movie on my top 5 with Dwayne Johnson, sees the gang finally on the edge of gaining their way back into the states with a clean slate but at the cost of going up against their most deadly opponent yet. The plot really doesn’t matter though as long as it’s somewhat fresh and includes the two most important things to the franchise; fast cars and the best action ensemble in decades (which makes the passing of co-lead Paul Walker all the more saddening).

2. THE GREAT GATSBY
If I had done a prediction list at the beginning of the year I most definitely would not have thought this would have made it. Decadent, superbly acted, and awesomely fun…the kind of movie that will make you want to put throwing a party like Gatsby on your bucket list. Honestly, I’m kind of amazed there wasn't a trend of Gatsby parties across college campuses after the movie came out. A soundtrack of hip-hop mixed with the flapper style of the roaring 20’s hits all of the right notes (pun intended) in a surprisingly compatible way. Then, on top of the sheer exhilaration of watching the party scenes , you have a perfectly filmed adaptation of the classic novel’s real story, the star-crossed relationship of Gatsby and Daisy. It will reinvigorate your love of reading the book in high school, or, in my case, make you regret opting for the Cliff’s notes.

1.  MAN OF STEEL
If Julian reads this list, he may never talk to me again, but Man of Steel is one of those goose-bump inducing films that remind you of why you started loving movies as a kid. I know that people had problems with the movie but, in my opinion, there was literally nothing I could gripe about afterwards. Superman Returns showed us that the candy coated boy scout from Krypton defined by Christopher Reeve was no longer something with broad appeal. Zack Snyder gave Superman what he needed a (slight) edge. He needs to remain the moral compass for not just the Justice League but for mankind, so Batman dark was never an option nor should it have been. Oh, and the whole killing Zod thing. Here are two perfect reasons that doing so was the right choice. First, this is Superman’s first week on the job against what will be one of his toughest enemies, showing him do things out of character and/or make mistakes stands only to humanize him…something he sorely needed. Second, it serves as the moment when Superman definitively chooses Earth as his true home, saving a random family by killing the only remaining person from your planet in existence is a pretty bold statement of allegiance I would say. All of the magical, inspiring and visually astounding hallmarks of the original Superhero but with some new, fresh twists that work on every level…yup, that sounds exactly like the way to successfully reboot a classic film.

Final Note: The most confusing complaint that was popular among MoS detractors was the damage done to Metropolis and Superman’s apparent indifference to bystanders. First, it’s four people that are basically Gods fighting to the death in the middle of a crowded city…this is that realism that you've been asking for. Also, Superman wasn’t indifferent to bystanders, like I said earlier this was his first real week on the job and he had his hands extremely full. If anything I think it’s a great jumping point to explain a bit more about why he is so unwaveringly good other than hometown words of wisdom from Jonathan Kent.

Julian's Picks

Note: My list is the basically the dark side of the American Dream list. Since I haven’t seen all of the films I wanted to see this year, I decided to focus most of my list on the theme. There are no numbers here, just hits, like it's Bad Boy records in 1995.

AMERICAN HUSTLE
I think I was into this film from the title alone. If America is about anything it’s about the hustle. That’s how you win, those are the some of the main beliefs taught in this country and this film loosely based on the Abscam scandal in the late '70s is a thesis on that. The highlight for this whole film is the many fantastic performances like the lauded one from JLaw, Amy Adams and Bale but also from the other ones like Renner and Louis C.K. This whole movie is such a complete piece of work; David O. Russell and his team deserve all the accolades for the choice of music, costuming, cinematography and even the hair/makeup. This is a highly re-watchable film; I wanted to make like 80 gifs from it while I was in the theater.

THE GREAT GATSBY
Balling. Pure and simple. It’s very rare that I read a fiction prose book before seeing a film but this one I decide to take that plunge and did so. Man I really loved this film. I thought it totally captured the book and that feeling of what we think about the '20s. The costuming in this is crazy and so is the use of music and 3D. I think that Gatsby might not get a lot of awards since it was released in the summer but I think its impact will be very great, more so than any other adaptation of the work. Heck I think you can see it now, it’s the reason we got Jay Z’s Magna Carta Holy Grail. Leo is about to be the next Scarface folks. Also, all the best film gifs of 2013 came from the trailer for this film.

ONLY GOD FORGIVES 
Now I didn’t see this film in theaters, I went ahead and gave Amazon some money for that rental and man I don’t regret it one bit. I don’t know if I should’ve seen it in the theater by how much this film got me hype. This film is far from standard, not really linear and is more than most films out this year about a feeling and a look more than anything else. Only God Forgives was like looking at a video mood board with all original content. This weird journey of Baby Goose’s Julian and his quite crazy mother and their eventual run in with the Angel of Vengeance is like somehow watching Nicolas Winding Refn’s dreams. It’s not a film for everyone, it’s very violent and indulgent, but not many films got me as excited and inspired like this film.

SPRING BREAKERS 
Look at my Shiiiiiiit! James Franco y’all. This movie. This movie folks. The tumblr pic king of 2013 films. Spring Breakers is very much the Kids of right now. Frightening for those with children and at a certain age, about right for those younger and for those in the age of the characters, I don’t know, because they are out there doing this craziness. Early on I called this film like a Southern rap song as a film (specifically screwed and chopped) and it very much is as it’s a mix of the good times of parties while also the dark times of the trap life. It’s interesting to see these people go down this hole, all for the pursuit of a never-ending good time.

THE GRANDMASTER 
This doesn’t fit the dark American Dream theme I said in my prologue but this film hit so many notes for me. It’s a martial art film that feels like an old kung fu classic film telling a story of famous people of the past that became myth, but it’s just set in a closer place in time. For me it perfectly meshes Wong Kar Wai’s usual style of story with very well done fight sequences and choreography. It’s beautiful and has a good sense of the actual philosophy on how each Grandmaster sees their art and the world. Zhang Ziyi has one of the best performances of the year; in the end you’ll be sitting there on YouTube watching 64 hands demos all day.

Monday, December 30, 2013

Travis Hopson's 10 Worst Movies of 2013


Despite the very presence of a list such as this, 2013 was actually a damn good year at the movies. And I, for one, prefer to look at it from that perspective for the most part, celebrating the diversity and genuine bravery of a good many movies that I had the fortune to witness. But in order to do them the proper justice, it's only fitting that those movies that absolutely stunk up the joint also need to be called out for how weak, unfunny, and downright pathetic they were. And there were friggin' doozies; enough that Movie 43 and The Incredible Burt Wonderstone don't appear on here even though they could. Some of these turned out to be movies that fell miserably short in attempts to be something greater; others run the gamut of shitty direction to piss-poor acting; and some are just utterly incomprehensible.

Since these aren't movies I have a lot of respect for, you'll excuse me for being more vulgar than usual. These flicks deserve it. And when you're finished here and want something a little more upbeat,you can always check out my thoughts on the best 2013 had to offer. Enjoy.

Adore
Cast: Robin Wright, Naomi Watts
Director: Anne Fontaine

Robin Wright, Naomi Watts...how can you go wrong with those two? Well, they aren't the problem, but it was obvious right away this movie was a laughable stinker. Originally titled The Grandmothers, then Two Mothers, before settling on the innocuous Adore, it was all an attempt to hide the joke of a plot, which had two lifelong best friends nailing the other's sons. Okay, but surely such talented actresses could make something real out of this, right? Well, no, and it barely rises above Skinemax porn levels which wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't also painfully dull. At Sundance earlier this year I remember the director Anne Fontaine being appalled that critics were laughing during the screening because...well, it's really not a comedy.

Struck By Lightning
Cast: Chris Colfer, Rebel Wilson, Allison Janney, Christina Hendricks
Director: Brian Dannelly

Chris Colfer might be a talented guy on Glee and an anti-bullying champion or something, but he can't write for shit. Struck by Lightning is about a contemptuous little snot who gets hit by a bolt from on high right at the beginning of the movie, and the rest of his nasty little life is replayed in flashback. But it was me who was praying to get struck as this supposed message-movie about being kind to others got twisted in its poorly executed narrative, and somehow ended up kind of asking us to rally around a character who had done nothing but make lives miserable. Pretty sure it's not what Colfer had in mind but he might want to stick with singing from now on.

A Good Day to Die Hard
Cast: Bruce Willis, Jai Courtney, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Cole Hauser
Director: John Moore

Okay look, this one's too easy of a target. It'd be like putting A Haunted House on this list. Why kick sand in the 90 lb. weakling's face? The problem is, A Good Day to Die Hard isn't a weakling, it's a damned juggernaut, and after 25 years of Bruce Willis as John McClane he delivers this epic stink bomb as a great big "f**k you!!" to the franchise. Yes, the fifth film in the series is easily the most terrible, not because it differentiates so wildly from the core concept....oh wait...yes it does. Why does the classic everyman hero John McClane need to be in Moscow? Why doesn't he ever use his damned brain to solve problems anymore? Why is he suddenly Superman capable of surviving falls from the top of buildings with barely a scratch? Who is that giant blond slab of nothing standing next to him claiming to be his son? Why was this movie photographed so badly? And why are we already being promised a sixth movie? Why aren't there riots in the damned streets?

Tyler Perry Presents Peeples
Cast: Craig Robinson, Kerry Washington, David Alan Grier
Director: Tina Gordon Chism

Craig Robinson is a funny guy in measured doses (see This is the End), but not even he can save a piece of crap that starts with a song about urine and trickles down the comedy scale the rest of the way. As much as I respect writer/director Tina Gordon Chism for what she did on Drumline (not so much for ATL), straight comedy isn't her strength, and Peeples was such a laugh-free experience my colleague +Tim Gordon  had to be restrained from leaving the theater early. Nah, homie, you ain't leavin' me to wallow in this filth alone!  Extra demerits for wasting the multiple talents of the gorgeous Kerry Washington, and for making a Tyler Perry movie that I can't trash him for!

Upstream Color
Cast: Shane Carruth, Amy Seimetz
Director: Shane Carruth

Incomprehensible gobbledygook disguised as high-concept art, this "random shit thrown against the wall" flick earns a special place in my Hall of Pain for two reasons: 1. After the Sundance screening I talked to a number of very high-profile critics who couldn't make heads or tails out of it, yet wrote reviews praising the Hell out of it. Say wha!?!? And 2. My interview with writer/director Shane Carruth was one of the most pleasant experiences I had all year, and made me feel bad for dropping my pants all over his movie. He's a genuinely nice guy, though.

Lovelace
Cast: Amanda Seyfried, Peter Sarsgaard, James Franco, Sharon Stone, Adam Brody
Directors: Rob Epstein & Jeffrey Friedman

Hey, let's make a movie about Deep Throat star and porn legend Linda Lovelace but not actually reveal anything about Linda Lovelace!!! A circus troupe of ridiculous cameos (James Franco as Hugh Hefner!? Wha!?) may have been a minor distraction from this gutless biopic, but it also served as a diversion from Amanda Seyfried's hilarious attempts to find an emotional core to Lovelace when their didn't seem to be one.

Identity Thief
Cast: Melissa McCarthy, Jason Bateman, Genesis Rodriguez, T.I. Harris, Amanda Peet
Director: Seth Gordon

So who do we blame for this fiasco? Ah, screw it, just nail 'em all to the wall. The supremely-talented Melissa McCarthy allowed her big, powerful personality to be twisted into something ugly and mean-spirited, and used against her in a way that was demeaning on multiple levels. Jason Bateman, who I'm sorry to say is a marginal talent at best (and I loved him on Arrested Development but not much else), has never been more marginal than here as he suffers one lazy indignity after the other, all for a film that doesn't really seem to have much point beyond "have Bateman and McCarthy fall down a lot". Total trash.

Grown Ups 2
Cast: Adam Sandler, David Spade, Kevin James, Chris Rock
Director: Dennis Dugan

Another easy punching bag. Adam Sandler's continued paid vacations with his pals has delivered another comedy goose egg, and at this point would it be fair to ask if he's intentionally offering up garbage because he knows people will buy it? Somehow, some damned way, Grown Ups 2 is so lazy that it doesn't even bother to have a plot. Not one at all. Sure, there's something about the old guys getting ragged on by Taylor Lautner and that guy from Gilmore Girls, but that's not a story. Nope, there's nothing to speak of, and unfortunately the last guys to get the memo they aren't funny anymore are Kevin James, Chris Rock, Sandler, and David Spade who has never been funny ever. You know it's bad when Rob Schneider wouldn't make room in his "busy schedule" (*GUFFAW*) to return.

To the Wonder
Cast: Ben Affleck, Olga Kurylenko, Rachel McAdams, Javier Bardem
Director: Terrence Malick

So be honest with me, okay? We're all friends here, right? To the Wonder wasn't actually made by Terrence Malick, was it? It was some guy making fun of Malick, right? Because surely the man couldn't have slipped into self-parody quite this fast. Certainly there is something to like about this movie and it's the sweeping cinematography we all went in knowing we were going to get. But what else does it have to offer? Why is everybody whispering in hushed tones like they have some big secret? Here's a secret: This movie blows, and it has nothing to say about love, faith (Javier Bardem...dude.), or anything for that matter. What are we meant to take from Ben Affleck's aimless non-entity of a husband? Olga Kurylenko and Rachel McAdams drift through the film as women who are both insane and utterly disposable (McAdams straight up disappears and I couldn't care less about where she went), but they're apparently really passionate about....something. Not sure what. Whatever.

Getaway
Cast: Ethan Hawke, Selena Gomez
Director: Courtney Solomon

Another beach ball-sized pitch over the plate, Getaway has probably found its way on multiple "worst of the year" lists at this point, and rightly so. It's absolutely horrid from top to bottom, and one of those films that makes you wonder if producers watched the dailies before it came out. The worst part about it is that Ethan Hawke and Selena Gomez were coming off much better roles in Before Midnight and Spring Breakers, but Getaway is so bad it basically wipes out any good vibes. Painfully monotonous from the starting line, the film has Hawke as an ex-stunt racer or something who falls victim to one of those nefarious "villains from afar" that I despise with the heat of a thousand white-hot suns. He calls in instructions forcing them to race from point A to point B and you'd think something thrilling would happen along the way but...nope. Nada. Sure there are car crashes galore; really poorly shot car crashes thanks to a director best known for that Dungeons and Dragons movie you hated as a kid. This wouldn't be so bad if all the smash 'em up action was even mildly spirited, or at least done in fun, but Hawke and Gomez act as if they've just come out of major brain surgery and the doctor left the sponge in. 

(Dis)Honorable Mentions:  Movie 43 is woefully unfunny but is saved by Terrence Howard's racist basketball skit; The Incredible Burt Wonderstone just misses this list because at least everyone seems to recognize how lousy the movie is; Diablo Cody's Paradise is probably the most toothless thing she's ever done; Joining the Mile High Club has never been less interesting than it was in Pedro Almodovar's I'm So Excited; Epic was too forgettable to make any list; 12 Rounds 2: Reloaded is so bad I was begging for John Cena to run-in and hit me with a chair.

Best (and Worst) Movie Trailers of 2013


 I have a few things I do on the Internet whenever I’m bored: look at shoes, read entertainment gossip, and watch movie trailers. SO. MANY. MOVIE. TRAILERS.

And because this year was actually a shockingly great one for movies—I saw 140-something movies this year, and I can confidently say that I liked more than I disliked—that means movie trailers were great, too. We’ve come a long way since the pre-YouTube trailers of the 1990s, with their omnipresent narration and low resolution. Now every trailer gets analyzed online, screengrabbed and gif-ed for Tumblr, and—more often than not—they all have that Inception BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM noise. Practically every action movie trailer this year had that noise. Can we stop that noise?

But other than the BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM-heavy deluge, there were a lot of really great movie trailers this year. I’ve collected my favorite seven below, as well as my three least favorites. These trailers either made us excited for the full-length film, really tapped into the point of view of the filmmakers, or just had a great score attached. Are your favorites on here? Sound off in the comments!

BEST TRAILERS OF 2013

TO THE WONDER

I’ll be honest: I love me some Terrence Malick, I adored The Tree of Life, and yet To the Wonder was ultimately a letdown. Too little dialogue; too much Ben Affleck; and this movie seemed to disappear from theaters and public consciousness in a way few Malick movies do. But oh, this trailer had me so excited for months. It’s pretentious but beautiful in that patented Malick way, and every time I heard Javier Bardem say “You feel your love has died—maybe it’s waiting to be transformed into something higher,” I burst into tears. I often have TOO MANY emotions, and this trailer really exemplified that. I think it really accurately captures everything people love—and hate—about Malick, and if that’s not a great trailer, I don’t know what is.


To The Wonder by Teaser-Trailer.com

SPRING BREAKERS

James Franco purring “Let’s cause some trouble now.” Former Disney teen queens wearing sweatpants with “DTF” on their butts. That utterly annoying, undeniably catchy song from Skrillex. Was there a more titillating fever dream of a trailer, or of a movie, this entire year? Nope. Director Harmony Korine and Spring Breakersget that distinct honor, and watching this trailer—even after I’ve seen the movie three times already—still gives me giddy chills.


THE PLACE BEYOND THE PINES

Jeez, was Derek Cianfrance’s The Place Beyond the Pines critically underrated this year. An excellent performance from Ryan Gosling, a breakthrough role for Dane DeHaan, the only time I’ve ever tolerated Eva Mendes—The Place Beyond the Pines had all that! There wasn’t a more affecting tale of the relationships between fathers and sons this year than this movie—“I’m still his father. I can give him stuff”—and I didn’t sob more in a movie theater during all of 2013. The mirroring between Ryan Gosling’s and Bradley Cooper’s characters is done really well in this trailer, and although it’s not an intensely exciting trailer, it sticks with you. The movie will, too; just see it.


The Place Beyond The Pines by Teaser-Trailer.com

THE GREAT GATSBY

Before The Great Gatsby came out, buzz was that the movie was going to be a flop. Such a huge budget for a literary adaptation? After Baz Luhrmann had a failure with Australia? The negative hype was high. But oh man, did The Great Gatsby trailers work hard to turn that doubt around—and when the movie ended up being a commercial success, I think you can point to these trailers as helping that. The movie got a few different official trailers and TV spots before its release, but out of all of them, I think the first is the best. “My life—my life has got to be like this.”


The Great Gatsby by Teaser-Trailer.com

ONLY GOD FORGIVES

Yes, Nicolas Winding Refn’s Only God Forgives was basically just a masturbatory arthouse movie with beautiful scenes, fantastic cinematography, and extremely little plot. But try to tell me Ryan Gosling asking “Wanna fight?” didn’t get your blood boiling. TRY TO TELL ME THAT. And you will be wrong.


Only God Forgives Trailer by Teaser-Trailer.com

MAN OF STEEL

Yes, one of my best movie memories of the entire year was sitting next to my PDC colleague Julian Lytle during Man of Steel, when, during a climactic moment, Julian exasperatedly uttered “Fuck this movie!” in the middle of a packed screening. And ultimately, I concur! I found Man of Steel frustrating and badly plotted, which is especially a bummer given how fantastically epic these trailers were. Oh my god, All-American Kevin Costner suggesting that maybe his adopted son SHOULD have let all his classmates die? Superman's red cape flapping in the wind? Um, Henry Cavill SHIRTLESS and on FIRE? Yes, yes, yes. How sad that the movie was a no, no, no.


Man of Steel by Teaser-Trailer.com

PACIFIC RIM

I personally blame U.S. moviegoers for ignoring Guillermo del Toro’s Pacific Rim and thank the rest of the world for picking up the slack. How could you watch this trailer and then NOT want to see it? Amazingly detailed alien monsters? Idris Elba thundering about “canceling the Apocalypse”? Charlie Hunnam’s and Rinko Kikuchi’s extremely sexual sparring? And it made barely anything domestically? Thanks for nothing, America.


Pacific Rim Official Trailer by Teaser-Trailer.com

WORST TRAILERS OF 2013

OUT OF THE FURNACE

Want to know every single thing that happens in Out of the Furnace? Then just watch its trailer! Seriously, it leaves nothing out. But if we could move away from trailers that give away the entire movie, which actually discourages audiences from paying to see a movie they think they’ve already seen, that would be great.


Out of the Furnace by Teaser-Trailer.com

AMERICAN HUSTLE

American Hustle is a movie with performances that I loved and a soundtrack I immediately wanted to buy, but its trailers left a lot to be desired. The movie is loosely based on the Abscam scandal that is practically impossible to understand, so the trailers chose to forgo narrative and focus on the cast instead. But a trailer that JUST lists the cast members’ names? That seems phenomenally lazy to me.


American Hustle by Teaser-Trailer.com

INSIDIOUS – CHAPTER 2

Because a fat old naked man whispering things in the dark is not scary.


Insidious - Chapter 2 - starring Rose Byrne, Patrick Wilson by Teaser-Trailer.com

Julian’s Best TV Shows of 2013, from Live-Action to Animation


Hey trill believers, I’m here to sit back and give you my top television shows of 2013. Now see, I’m not going to give you guys an ordered list—just my 10 shows I think were the best in two categories: live action and animation. Now you might be asking why and you’ll get no answer, at least not this early—just enjoy the ride here.

I catch a lot of television (including writing the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. recaps for Punch Drunk Critics), not as much as I used to and I don’t see every single show, but I do watch more than the average person and probably more than the average smart person. So I’m going to start with live action, here we go (like my man Super Mario says):

LIVE-ACTION

Game of Thrones

This show, y’all, this show. No series has ever caught me be surprise as much as this show. This was the season after seeing FREAKING SNOW ZOMBIE DUDES ON SNOW ZOMBIE HORSES!! This season had everything, an odd couple with Brianne/Jaime on the road, Davos learning how to read, seeing Tywin Lannister (a.k.a. the bad guy from The Golden Child) play the best game of real-life chess ever, Jon Snow do a Donnie Brasco, poor Theon, and that one moment to rule them all—that damn Red Wedding. Each performance was great and the pacing of the season for me was stellar. No episodes felt like filler or a waste of my time, nor did any feel crammed with too many plots. It must be something that a show that is an adaptation is fun to watch for people like me who have never read any of the books, and for someone like my colleague Rocky Hadadi, who has read all of it. It’s a complete shame that it didn’t get enough love in the awards recognition. In the end, it’s all good—right now this show is still rising and far from falling off.

Treme

David Simon, for me, might be the best 21st-century TV show creator alive right now. Do his shows get a 
lot of hype like some other shows (that are even on this list)? Nope. Do his shows really ever get nominated for anything? Nope. Do his shows allow you a way to escape your boring regular life into some type of crazy world or power fantasy? Nope. This guy and his collaborators create shows about OUR lives in OUR world in the now. You can’t sum up his shows in a simple cool phrase. When people ask me what Treme is about, they start to glaze over about three words in, but what they don’t know is that’s it’s one of the best shows I’ve ever watched, let me know I need to visit New Orleans, and it by far has the best music of any drama ever period in TVdom. It’s a double-edged sword that HBO brought it back for a short 5-episode season to end it, since it’s great it’s getting an ending but it sucks because it’s ending. The only thing that makes me less mad about how overlooked this show is, is that one day way later on people will probably catch it and watch it all in one big chunk and then celebrate how awesome it was all over the Internet and during get-togethers in the near future—much like Simon’s previous masterpiece, The Wire.

House of Cards

Man, House of Cards was the jam. This is show that excels at writing and performances about portraying some pretty not good people. And what’s the kicker is that it’s about Congress at a perfect time when Congress really really sucks at their job, which just heightens all we see about what Kevin Spacey’s character Frank Underwood does to hold onto power. House of Cards has a killer pilot directed by David Fincher that grabs you instantly, and thanks to it being on Netflix, you just get sucked into the vortex of watching either the whole thing or half of it in one time. I think one of the main reasons I love this show is that it actually really looks like Washington, D.C. Not some other random city in Canada with one shot of like K Street, but the actual city and region. House of Cards for me made me believe that Netflix can be a player in original content, and seriously put AMC and HBO on watch for the crown.

Mad Men

You know a lot of people feel this past season of Mad Men wasn’t as good, and you know, they may be right in that assertion. It’s kind of hard to follow up on what is your best season of a series and it’s also very hard to watch a person hit bottom. That’s what this season is about, even more than the changing times, is watching Don Draper finally hit bottom and in a way a culture hitting a bottom in a certain way in 1968. Watching Don fall so hard into the bottle and into his infatuation with Sylvia Rosen, set against seeing essentially the origin of his issue with women in the flashbacks, for me made for a great season, a calm of sorts before the last season. Another trend that I loved about the season is seeing the arcs of Peggy as she becomes her own version of Don and Sally as she finally loses her innocence. With those things and many others, no other show had me giving each episode as much thought and analysis as Mad Men has.

Breaking Bad

So the show to rule all shows this year. It’s been a long time since a show ending has totally caught the pop culture wave that Breaking Bad had in those last eight episodes. Walt’s final fall into becoming white suburban Scarface was complete, and with each cliffhanger ratcheting up hardly anything else could get into your brain other than “Oh my gawd what’s going to happen to Jesse or Hank or Walt?” So much tension was packed into each episode that it still leaves an impression on me, even though it’s been months since I saw them. Now I’m not one of the people that are calling it the GOAT (that’s The Wire, fools, get familiar.) But it is in that top list of greatest shows on television. Cheers to that whole group of folks who made this a great piece of work.

ANIMATION

See, animation is my heart. I watch more cartoons than live action TV since a lot more goes into making 30 minutes of animation than people think. Not only do they have to do all the same stuff showrunners have to do for live action, they have to design everything from the characters to the backgrounds to the props. I wanted to do this so that these cartoons can be spotlighted to people that might not know about it and are missing some quality TV. So here are my favorite 5 of the year.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

This one is a pure nostalgia pick here. I love Ninja Turtles. Ninja Turtles is the reason I draw, which led to most of my decisions in life. I’ve seen almost every Ninja Turtle show (damn you, anime Turtles, for evading my gaze!). This new show which popped up on the 25th anniversary of the 1987 show really hit a nicely perfect blend of having good characters, a nice season arc, and a way to merge all the versions of the Turtles into one great show that people of all ages can watch.

Adventure Time

See this show, with it’s out-there character design and magical/fantastical world, is kind of off-putting at first, but once you have someone—i.e. me (I’ve done this plenty of times)—show you the just how smartly funny and deep this show is, you’ll be glad you got lost in one of the many many marathons Cartoon Network runs of this show. This past year decided to show a lot of more dark and actually creepy parts to the show (episode “All the Little People” might just be one of the most messed up things I’ve watched in a cartoon all year) to generally sad (the episode “Simon & Marcy” is the saddest damn piece of animation this year, even more than Miyazaki’s The Wind Rises). None of the other Punch Drunks gets down with this, but trust I won’t let you down on this cartoon game.

Regular Show

To me, for what it’s worth, Regular Show is the best-written comedy on television. Yeah, I said it. Does it make sense that a bluejay and a raccoon work for a gumball machine in park owned by a lollipop man? No, it doesn’t, but it’s the heart and the situations of two early 20something slackers that hold true. Also, it might have some of the best daggone ‘80s and ‘90s pop culture references that don’t feel forced (take note, Seth McFarlane) and actually help the plot and sell the punch line.

Legend of Korra

So if you haven’t watched Avatar the Last Airbender, you need to fix that (it’s on Amazon Prime instant watch), and then you need to sit down and watch The Legend of Korra, which even though it’s in the same world has a completely different feeling. The season was titled “Spirits” and focused on the source of the Avatar’s power along with more on the Water tribe. It’s pretty rare having a female action protagonist in the animation world, so it’s nice to see that along with a great and complex story that is able to pull together politics, Hong Kong crime cinema, romance, family issues, Asian folklore myth, and a Howard Hughes riff, all along with some of the best damn martial arts fight scenes I’ve seen all year. If you haven’t really watched a “cartoon” before you should really give this one a look, you might be surprised by how into you get.



Young Justice: Invasion

See, this wasn’t the whole season, only the last 11 episodes, but this is by far probably one of the best versions of superhero storytelling on TV ever done, right up there with the old DCAU (DC Animated Universe Batman TAS – Justice League Unlimited). To be honest, as I watched each episode I truly though how in the world the showrunners thought this would be interesting for young children. This show was full of intrigue, betrayal, secrets, and conspiracy along with relationship drama. It’s a damn shame what Cartoon Network did to it, first by hampering it and then canceling it. In the end the show became a celebration of a DC Universe and characters that no long exist in their new catchup to the Marvel movies phase, but what a great sendoff it was.

Sunday, December 29, 2013

15 Actors Deserving of Oscars Attention (But Probably Won't Get It)


Unlike the Best Actress field, which is pretty damned boring and uninspiring this year, the Best Actor race is not only tight, but a healthy mix of veterans and those making their first real push for gold. We can probably count on Tom Hanks sailing in for Captain Phillips, along with Robert Redford for All is Lost, assuming his momentum holds up. Chiwetel Ejiofor seems like a lock for 12 Years a Slave, while Matthew McConaughey and Bruce Dern have the inside track for the final two spots. What do they have to worry about? Leonardo DiCaprio may slip in now that everybody has finally seen what he does in The Wolf of Wall Street, and maybe Christian Bale and his hairpiece can get in for American Hustle.

As usual, though, there are a ton of actors who are on the outside looking in with no shot at anything, whether it's as Best Actor or in the Best Supporting field. And this year it was especially tough just trying to limit my choices to fifteen. So I had to be especially strict not to include anybody who is even remotely in the awards discussion, which unfortunately meant keeping out James Franco for Spring Breakers. Believe it or not he and his gold grills and cornrows have been getting a little bit of a push, so he's off the list. But is anybody talking about Isaiah Washington for his magnetic, deeply troubling performance as John Allen Muhammad in Blue Caprice? Gael Garcia Bernal was the face an entire movement in the Chilean political drama, No, but lack of awareness and the early release date have left him forgotten. Miles Teller and Ben Foster turned up the heat in The Spectacular Now and Ain't Them Bodies Saints respectively, while Simon Pegg has never been forced to act with more nuance than he does in The World's End. Sam Rockwell quietly had one of the best years of his career with A Single Shot and The Way Way Back, two movies that couldn't be more different, while nobody was more charismatic than Riz Ahmed The Reluctant Fundamentalist.  Dwayne Johnson went dramatic in Snitch but it was his coke and 'roided up performance in Pain & Gain that was the real showstopper, and it's sort of sad that Joaquin Phoenix is being passed over for Spike Jonze's Her. Nobody else spent more time alone on screen while carrying the emotional and physical burden of a romantic couple.

So here we go. Feel free to leave a comment or email me with your thoughts, criticisms, second opinions, whatever. And be sure to check out all of our end of the year coverage here. 

Skylan Brooks- The Inevitable Defeat of Mister and Pete



 Dwayne Johnson: Pain & Gain



Simon Pegg- The World's End



Jake Gyllenhaal- Prisoners



Sam Rockwell- A Single Shot & The Way Way Back



Dennis Quiad- At Any Price




John Gallagher Jr.- Short Term 12



Ali Mosaffa- The Past



Ben Foster- Ain't Them Bodies Saints



Mads Mikkelsen- The Hunt



Riz Ahmed- The Reluctant Fundamentalist



Miles Teller- The Spectacular Now



Gael Garcia Bernal- No



Isaiah Washington-Blue Caprice



Joaquin Phoenix- Her

Saturday, December 28, 2013

The 7 Best Movie Duos of 2013


How can anyone resist a great movie duo? Whether they're romantic relationships, friendships, siblings, or bromances, no one can deny that these types of duos, when combined with great actor chemistry and great dialogue, can be what makes or breaks a movie. Movie duos can carry a movie, make us laugh, make us cry, connect with them, or just enjoy their banter. 

So, I've compiled a list of the seven best movie duos of 2013 that have been the most memorable. Once again, I admit to being indecisive, so they're in no particular order because no one is necessarily better than the other, though some might be dearer to my heart than others! 


Her - Theodore and Samantha (Joaquin Phoenix and Scarlett Johansson) 
  • Not many onscreen romantic couples can sway you with a few conversations like Theodore and Samantha did in Spike Jonze's film. Sure, Samantha's an artificially intelligent operating system, but their relationship is natural and full of witty and genuine moments that it's kind of hard not to like them.  

The Kings of Summer - Joe, Patrick, and Biaggio (Nick Robinson, Gabriel Basso, Moises Arias)
  • Ok, so this is technically cheating because it's a trio and not a duo, but Joe, Patrick, and Biaggio wouldn't be anything without the other in some way. And so, I've gone and included all three of them. Initially, Joe and Patrick leave their parents and build a house in the middle of the woods, learn to be independent and grow. Biaggio doesn't so much tag along so much as he just kind of blends in. He's the middle man and weird persona who keeps the peace... and the humor. 

Philomena - Philomena Lee and Martin Sixsmith (Judi Dench, Steve Coogan)
  • Judi Dench and Steve Coogan make for a great dynamic duo. Based on a true story, Martin Sixsmith helps Philomena search for her long, lost son who was adopted without her consent fifty years ago. Coogan and Dench have an easy relationship and although they seem to be polar opposites, their interactions are filled with witty banter and deep conversations. 

Rush - Niki Lauda and James Hunt  (Daniel Bruhl, Chris Hemsworth)
  • Hollywood loves making sports movies, but it's been awhile since there's been one that makes you really feel for the characters. Ron Howard gets it right when he decided to make a film about the rivalry between Formula One racers James Hunt and Niki Lauda. Daniel Bruhl and Chris Hemsworth have an onscreen bitterness and hatred towards each other, but the duo respect the other underneath it all. Bruhl and Hemsworth prove that angry looks and quick-witted banter works regardless of the movie subject. 


The Spectacular Now - Sutter and Aimee (Miles Teller, Shailene Woodley)
  • Rarely do teen films these days make any lasting impressions. Half the time, they make teens look stupid, shallow, and uninteresting. This film does the opposite and what makes the film even more special is the chemistry and relationship between Teller and Woodley. They have a natural and genuine relationship that builds on friendship before moving into romance. They make a great duo simply because they work really well together in all respects. 


Star Trek Into Darkness - Spock and James T. Kirk (Zachary Quinto, Chris Pine)
  • Probably one of the most well-known and loved duos is the friendship between Spock and Kirk. That doesn't change in J.J. Abrams' reboot of the franchise nor in its sequel. Spock's logic vs. Kirk's emotionally-fueled decisions makes for a great balance and their constant banter makes for great entertainment all while keeping the momentum of the film going. 


White House Down - President Sawyer, Cale (Jaime Foxx, Channing Tatum)
  • The White House took a double hit in 2013 with both this film and Olympus Has Fallen. But only a duo that includes Tatum and Foxx is worthy of any kind of respect. The film has drama mixed with humor, and a lot of it is thanks to them. If there was any doubt that Tatum's character wasn't qualified to protect the president, all doubt is removed when you see the two of them working side by side.